At dining table...

Mum : Later ask Liwen sing!
Sis : Liwen don't sing one la...
Me : Ya lor!
Mum : I pay you $20 later you sing.
Me : Ok. Why not you pay me $100 i sing 5 songs.
Mum : -.-

When i playing audition (YA I KNOW)...
(mum prolly not very convinced by my answer)
HY : Eh mum say pay you $20 dollars you sing one song.
Me : Ya ok.
HY : EH MUM! SHE SAY OK! (goes and tell mum)
(comes back)
Me : I would've sold for 10, you know.
HY : LOL EH MUM ... (goes and tell mum)

Easy cash.