TO : My Dearest Nose.

You've changed my dear, and that has disappointed me - to a point that i should feel speechless. You used to be slightly pink sometimes, and as if it wasn't enough! You just have to go all out for fiery red! The audacity!

Let me tell you one thing, young lady, i will not tolerate such nonsense!

My other four senses disown you until you dye yourself back! Feel thy fury, noobsxz!

Your reluctant owner,
Liwen