Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A typical schoolday

This morning I was almost late. The person was closing the gate and I was like "wait !!!!!!!!!" haha. Lucky :)

First period was p.e. Soccer! I was sweating like crazy.

Second period was English. Hmm nothing much actually Jasmine and I talked throughout the lesson as per normal.

Between English and History, we put the five pears + our cards + the chocolate on Pearleen's table! Haha when she came back from toilet she stun xD

Third period history. I have no idea how my history score last year managed to be so good when this year it seems that I might not even pass.

Recess. Always fun.

Fourth period Math. Did the hokey pokey with shihui the bully.So that I could get my pen back. -.- shihui is a bully, and I'm the victim!!! Nobody actually believes her when she says that she's the victim instead though. HAHA.

Fifth, physics. Mrs peh scolded Jasmine for something which actually wasn't her fault. And Tuckheng randomly said something along the lines of "ok let's all fall in tgt". Comical la, also nothing to do with him lol! Then mrs peh asked us to do something and Licheng,Shihui and I all said OK at the same time. Damn funny!

Oh and I love disturbing Eileen about her unborn baby!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English test wasn't that bad but I still completely hate expository. Narrative is so much easier!

Something painful and red is coming. Would explain why i'm in such a bad mood lately.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Rules:
It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real; nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Liwen
2. A four Letter Word : Look
3. A boy's Name : Lenny
4. A girl's Name : Lily (LOL shihui! liiiily)
5. An occupation : Lawyer
6. A color : Light pink
7. Something you'll wear : Lip balm
9. A food : Lady's Finger
10. Something found in the bathroom: Large comb
11. A place : Lithuania??
12. A reason for being late : Lai chuang?
13. Something you'd shout : LOL
14. A movie title : Little Man
15. Something you drink : Lemon Tea
16. A musical group : Led Zeppelin?
17. An animal : Labrador! :)
18. A street name : Lorong Asu (or whatever i not very sure)
19. A type of car : Lamborghini (i dunno how to spell la... make such a complicated name for wat)
20. The title of a song : Lost (EH LOL)

whoever wants to do this, it's fun :) Ok i secretly googled Q17 and Q19... i regret to announce that i forgot about such a car make. hmm.
It is amazing how propaganda really works. For the past few idk how long, teachers have been telling us to drop if you cant handle it, drop drop drop and even called my mummy.

So i have made the decision. I shall not be so ai mian zi and just drop the freakin' subject.

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush! I'd take one A1 over 2 B4 (what i estimate i will probably get - cmon la i wont fail ba, regardless of how lousy my physics is. I also will study one wat) any day.

Now to decide what to do with the rest of my life.

"Is there a light, is there a light at the end of the road?
I'm pushing everyone away
cause i can't feel this anymore
can't feel this anymore

Have you ever been so lost?
Know the way and still so lost?
Another night waiting for someone to take me home
Have you ever been so lost?
Have you ever been so lost?"
-Lost, Katy Perry

No la, not so much the 'pushing everyone away' part, a bit exaggerated hor?

Hope it is not too late to hand in the form. Which i either lost or used it as scrap paper. Omg.

Saturday, February 14, 2009


this is fucking funny

happy vday

Happy valentine's day all! :)

Okay, first i must declare that i am not the pensive type at all and i don't always think about this kind of thing one! Coz i am always so lazy to think. Therefore i am a very shallow person and (my sis says i) lack logic and therefore my BZBDs always suck! Let's push the fact that my chinese sux aside. hehe.

Anyway, i was thinking:

If something bad happened to you, but you didn't think it was bad, is it bad?

And by something bad it usually means what society perceives as 'bad' right, but why does society perceive so? (Wtf i dono how to spell perceive. and its looking very weird to me now.)

hmm... on a side note,

I am teh prozxs. I can induce a headache.

Yesterday my sister wanted me to transfer the songs from my handphone to her temp. phone. Then she wasn't really familiar with my playlist and some songs she dunno. (Actually some songs i also dunno. how did it get there?) Then for the entire time i was irritating her by singing the songs badly. LOL.

Then she really got a headache. I am not even kidding!

My sister's bf is here, haha... Sian don't like it when people i dunno come my house! So i always coop myself up in my room and dao them. What's (a little bit) ironic is that i hate it when i'm alone at home! hahaha.

Ok i got a lot of (overdue) homework. Byezszsxszxszxszxzsxz.

Friday, February 13, 2009








I look spastic in 2/3 pics LOL. and it was a great VDay! Thanks : Beverley, Clarinda, Pearleen, Jasmine, Shihui, Mengxuan, Maureen, Umme, Xinjie, Susan/Janietine/Susannah, Yingjie, Weisze, Wanda, Vanessa and Chingyee for the cards/chocs/gifts etc! :D
and that was shihui's card above, damn funny right!! hahahha. oh and i am so dumb. I did all the cards and stuff for all the people yesterday.
And forgot to bring it to school.
WHAT THE FUCK!
I felt so guilty taking all the gifts and not giving anyone anything la!!!!!!! ok monday i will surely bring it!!!!!!!!!!!
p/s : the rose was by Jasmine, mengx, umme! LOL. and it kinda shriveled up and almost died yesterday but today ngeh si must open abit! hahaha

Thursday, February 12, 2009

i feel so dumb(again). I bought one stack of construction paper from popular and left it on my bus. Great. $2.74!

I didn't study for my sec 4 stuff for chemistry test (on wednesday) and completely flunked the test. it was on my table all along just that i thought it was sec3 booklet.

I forgot to bring my a math test that day. Because my a math test paper was hidden by the sec 4 books.

Today during chinese class, must hand up the two practice papers. I used one to illustrate to weisze how short my gong han was (which, for the record, was very very very very very short. GG, get pwned liao) and then i held the practice paper in my left hand. Then i looked at my table and freaked out for a few seconds coz there's only one pp. Then i realised that it was on my left hand -.-

During math i want to use calculator. Then i couldn't see it so i used shihui's. then shihui pointed out that it was right in front of me -.-

what is wrong with me sia??!!!

Okay. I haven't bought the gifts for wanda umme janietine and maureen. omg omg omg. my cards! actually im better off not doing them my cards always damn ugly. -.-

anyway mengxuan if you're seeing this before tomorrow, can you don't kill me? Your gift is f. stupid. LOL. Im sure people who know what the gift is will agree with me.

Oh and i made shihui totally very nervous for tml coz i told her she will love me for the gift. And told her that it is only one piece of paper with a few words written. And she is so curious! hahaha.

and once, a nurse who examined her, was named Umma Kalsum or something like that. Just super super similar hahaha!

SN : Happy VDay in advance! I am probably the only one who wish people so early-.- And who is edward? i thought it was jasmine but apparently not.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

dead

LW : "i am going to die."
Mum : "Choy ah! don't anyhow say."

It feels like it anyway. And i meant it both figuratively and literally.

I have flu and it's so bad i can hardly breathe properly. I have cough and sore throat so bad i couldn't finish my dinner coz there was no soup and it was rough. I ate yin qiao, hope it gets better. Damn irritating. I don't mind the cough and sore throat as much as the flu.

Figuratively = chemistry test.
I don't know where the hell my chemistry notes (the book) are. Wtf it might be somewhere under my table but i wouldn't know coz it's messy as hell. I'm serious. So i have only studied for moles and acids bases salts. I started at around 11, 10.30pm? Now 12midnight i stopped studying a while ago. Very Good.

Have i blogged about my old people hands??? I am so obsessed with them!!

That time the stupid chemistry practical with sodium hydroxide. K i practically poured it on my hands la-.- coz when you pour it out of the measuring cylinder, instead for falling, it will slide along the measuring cylinder onto your hands? ok nevermind don't think you get what i mean but main point : now my hand is rough and wrinkly like old people hands!! (it's not saggy though, thank heavens for that)

today health check miss chinese test :):):):)

gah, tml during recess must take it-.- and i don like the nurse who checked me for the health check!! stupid.

my english file is all over the place! (under my table, actually. all my worksheet stashed inside... and jasmine's file is also stashed inside LOL). on a side note, i did pretty well for my compre test so yay.

i am like breathing with one nostril only la. Fuck!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

i just really need to post this up!!! ok i did a quiz @ handwritingwizard.com (again) and you know what it said :

Tay has a tendency to put things off, Tay procrastinates. She sometimes pretends to be busy, so she will not have to do whatever she is putting off. She is often
late to appointments or deadlines
. This usually leads to a great amount of
effort at the last minute to meet the deadline. Procrastination is an important
factor as it relates to her output on the job or at school. Remember, Tay will
put it off until later. Procrastination is easily overcome through a simple
stroke adjustment in the handwriting.


LOL

im going to be fat

i swear im going to be fat. i just gained 2kg over the chinese new year period(i know) then i proceeded to lose 1.5kg and then gain back 1kg. so i am like 46kg now. Then today :

12am - yu pian mi fen
1pm - steamboat
5.30pm - mee hoon kuey

haven't eat dinner, steamboat again later. wtf. going to be 50kg liao by tml and everyone knows you can't cross the 5x.

(i know, i can't stop blogging! i didn't do ANYTHING this weekend omgomgomg i am still doing my bao zhang bao dao! which... i started on... Friday. ;x)
When it's good then it's good, it's all good till it goes bad


dad bought some laptop home. my house can open lan shop liao

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Dumb

Aye lately i do a lot of dumb things!

Last year ( or something ) i was going to bathe, and then of course i had to take a towel right. I happily walk to my cupboard and bent down (not squat down! ) to take a towel from the second drawer from the bottom. Take finish already right? I closed the door. And forgot to straighten up. So i just bung-ed (no such word) the door on my head ._. i don't know what i doing leh at that time!!!

Then recently (actually now then i blog so not that recent liao. last month) in the morning i wanted to take something from the shelves right. Then i was eye-level with the glass panel of the first shelf. I think a bit hard to visualise... but ok nevermind. Then i was very close to the glass of the first shelf coz i taking something from very very inside one, then suddenly i sneeze and my whole head go forward and my specs hit the glass shelf ._. it was painful ok... but super dumb LOL

then that day in p.e. i fell down until like dunno what liddat~ even though jasmine pushed me slightly only like super super slightly then i fall until damn jialat liddat LOL. it's actually my shoelace fault not hers -.- i never tie then she accidentally step! coz she was running quite close beside me~ and at the side of my leg got this super long scratch-like one but i dunno how come got LOL it is like illogical one la. on the kneecap still ok but at the side? somemore thin thin one? hahaha. Anyway YES i eventually solved the shoelace problem (it kept falling out). During english lesson jasmine ATTEMPTED to teach me how to tie it. Then since hopeless case = me (actually give me more time i can do it one!!) she helped me tie my shoelaces. Both shoes. LOL.

ok my sis gotta study now! and so must i -_-

(physics test sucked)

(will hate everybody who does well)

(if i do well accidentally i am exempted coz i am still the greatest yeah )

(hehehe)

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Noodles

I just finished watching ANTM and everytime i think of it i think of the next top noodle thing. And while thinking of it i just thought of this scenario.

4 different types of noodles, lining up in one row (like how they stand when one of them gonna get eliminated). Meepok, meekia, ban mian, yellow noodle.

Mi Fen (a.k.a Tyra Banks la but ya.) : And then there were four. One of you will become America's Next Top Noodle. Your prize will be that you will be eaten by LIWEN! WOO!



Noodles : WOOO!



Mi Fen : Meepok, please come forward.

*Meepok goes forward*

Mi Fen : Meepok, you are wavy and yellow, but not too yellow. And you take fantastic pictures!





Look at it! It's gorgeous. This picture is so sexy!

Meepok : I'm bringing sexy back ~ Yeah!



Mi Fen : Whatever.



Mi Fen : Now, MeeKia, please step forward.



*Meekia steps forward*



Meekia : I AM America's Next Top Noodle! I am the descendant of the purest noodle of all, Mee! (Hence, MeeKia.)

Mi Fen : Walao you damn cocky leh then you saying i not good issit. OUT!

Meekia : (weeps)



Mi Fen : Don't cry la! Some people like to eat you dry you know!



Meekia : (cries even more)



Mi Fen : See la now nobody want to buy you liao lor. Where got people want eat salty noodle. Okok you got enough attention liao. Ban mian, please step forward.



Ban mian steps forward.








Mi Fen : You need to do something about your shape. It's so boring and flat! You look like you were ran over by some metal roller thing!

Ban mian : Erm... yeah. It's kind of the point. It's how i'm made...?

Mi Fen : I'm giving you CONSTRUCTIVE criticism here! Are you gonna listen to me or what?



Ban mian : Okay, mi fen. I'm sorry. I'll change my shape. Like this?

Ban mian bends around, breaks her neck and dies.

Mi Fen : Next!

Yellow Noodle steps forward.





Mi Fen : ok, tell me the truth! You how many days never bathe already??

Yellow Noodle : I got!! I bathe the most!!

Mi Fen : Don't bluff me! You so yellow yellow dirty fellow still dare tell me you got bathe? I HATE BEING LIED TO! You are out of this competition! I don't care about you anymore you smelly smelly pig!

Yellow Noodle : EH wait --

Mi Fen : And we have a winner~ Mee pok!

Mee pok : *Cries* i'm so happy and grateful that all of y'all suck!

Mi Fen : Eh dammit la why you cry. Liwen likes to eat DRY mee pok you know! Ok all of you lose i will win and get eaten by Liwen.

Mee pok : what?!

(Yes i did eat yu pian mi fen and that is why she wins)




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA